Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
why do cheetos always look like penises
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
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I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
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It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
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