I am full of burrito and curiosity
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
he quoted the bible to break up with me
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there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
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I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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