I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
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Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
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and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
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