If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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