i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
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