I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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