I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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