dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
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If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
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Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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