Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
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i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
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Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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