I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
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Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
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I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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