She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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