hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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