i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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