you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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