direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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