how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
