the new term for farting is butt boxing.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
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i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
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But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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