i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
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I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
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So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
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