I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
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Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
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I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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