How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
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What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
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How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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