i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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