Do you still have your period?
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
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i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
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I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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