So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
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Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
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I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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