Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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