that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
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at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
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You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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