I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
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Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
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How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize