just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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