my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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