okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
This is the high leading the old right now
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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