Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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