seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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