her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Is it because I queefed?
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All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
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I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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