I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Only a mothe r could love this liver
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
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Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
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Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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