I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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