Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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