This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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