can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I feel like a drive thru vagina
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