Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Rumble strips road head = magical
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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