he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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