Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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