Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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