Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
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