Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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