He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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