then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
My boob is missing a layer of skin
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
