lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
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Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
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If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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