And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
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You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
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I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Maybe he injected his testicle?
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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