i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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