Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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