you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Randomize
