I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
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You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
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So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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