***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Randomize
