Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
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